Of Moose & Mariners

photo: Frank Vetere
Below is a recent essay just out in Stymie, A Journal of Sport & Literature.
But first, a little light housekeeping. For those of you in the Cape Ann area, I’ll be the speaker for the Friends of the Rockport Library Annual Meeting next Thursday, June 20th at 7 PM in the Brenner Room of the Rockport Library on School Street, Rockport. It’s open to the public, so come by and I’ll be happy to answer any questions about how not to row dories.
Also, for local foodies and otherwise curious folk, I’ll be leading a book discussion of Michael Pollan’s Botany of Desire, which explores the interconnectedness between plants and humans, at Duckworth’s Bistrot in Gloucester, Sunday, June 23rd at 5pm. Incredible food, wine, and brain stimulation.  For tickets go to Eastern Point Lit House.
June 2013 Elminations

OF MOOSE & MARINERS

by JoeAnn Hart

 Mounted near the hipped roof of the now-demolished Moose Lodge in Gloucester was a raised plaster moose who peered with uncertainty down Pleasant Street, to the cold tide beyond. The building, once a formal three-story Georgian similar to the historical society across the street, similar in turn to the one or two other ship owner’s or captain’s houses remaining on the block, had been porched, fenestrated, and gabled into obscurity long before it was entirely drenched in stucco the color of wet sand. A low stone wall divided and protected the Moose from City Hall next door, whose own interior is thickly inscribed with the names of those whose memorials were first written on water. Many walls, many names. In Gloucester, it’s not the Lord who giveth life and then taketh it away, it’s the sea. Continue reading ‘Of Moose & Mariners’

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Daisy and I Have a Mug Up

Daisy

Thank you Marshall Zeringue for the interview with me and my dog, Daisy, on his site, Coffee With a Canine.

I usually reserve this blog for all things plastic, but Daisy asked for a little limelight, and how could I refuse? Besides, as she pointed out, plastic concerns her as well. Dogs and their owners are a little worried what will happen in communities where single-use plastic bag bans are enacted. What will they use to pick up dog poo? Relax, I tell her, Continue reading ‘Daisy and I Have a Mug Up’

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The Plasticene Era

bottles

 

“It’s so hopeless,” a young friend said, tossing a plastic water bottle in the trash. “I don’t believe in recycling.”

“Don’t believe?” I said, reaching into the garbage. “I didn’t know it was a religion.”

“It’s a faith. A faith that you’re doing the right thing. A feel-good gesture that masks a larger problem.”

plastic bag

As I dropped the bottle into the recycling receptacle, I felt that familiar spike of serotonin from having done my bit for the environment, and I knew she was right. Continue reading ‘The Plasticene Era’

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Unnatural Selection

Originally in Hothouse

Cliffs

During my son’s newborn assessment years ago, the pediatrician turned my rosy baby around in his hands like an experienced fruit vendor with a melon. “Look,” he said, as he placed the baby down on his side. “My favorite anomaly.”

Favorite anomaly? Anomaly, anomaly, anomaly. I couldn’t remember what it meant, and certainly not in relation to my baby boy. Atypical? Abnormal? That couldn’t be right. A mother wants a pediatrician to say it is the most normal baby he has even seen in the history of babies.

He tugged on my son’s ear. “There,” he said, “a gill.” Continue reading ‘Unnatural Selection’

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What Would Fitz Think

Gloucester Harbor From Rocky Neck, 1844, owned by the Cape Ann Museum

Gloucester Harbor From Rocky Neck, owned by the Cape Ann Museum,

 

Turbines Over Gloucester

 

What would Fitz think? What would the great luminist painter of the 19th century, Fitz Henry Lane, think of the new wind turbines that now dominate the skyline of his beloved Gloucester? A sailmaker’s son, he grew up in the shadow of ships, but a childhood encounter with deadly nightshade kept him on crutches his whole life. He could only yearn for the sea. After a printing apprenticeship in Boston, he returned to Gloucester and built a stone house, still standing and open to the public, on Duncan’s Point, now known as Harbor Loop. From this vantage point he studied the seaport at the height of the Age of Sail. Friends would row him out into the Harbor in a dory so he could get a closer look at some rigging, or see the land as sailors saw it. Continue reading ‘What Would Fitz Think’

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Thank you, State Rep Lori Ehrlich

Marblehead State Representative Ehlich has introduced a state-wide ban on single use plastic bags. House Bill 696. Ask your representatives to make this happen in 2013. http://www.malegislature.gov/Bills/188/House/H696

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A Green Launch Party, God Knows I Tried.

 

Launch party for Float

Float Launch party guests with paper cups of Ocean Punch.

My new novel, Float, was released in February, so we had a launch party at the Rocky Neck Cultural Center here in Gloucester. The plot of Float swirls around the dangers of plastics in the ocean, hence, no plastics at the party. In fact, I was giving out raffle tickets to anyone who brought in a piece of plastic washed up on the beach, which meant we couldn’t exactly serve  drinks in plastic beverage glasses. We drank Blue Ocean punch out of waxed paper cups. The recipe called for coconut-flavored rums, blue curaçao, and Chambord, all of which came in glass bottles, so no problem there. Harder to figure out was the Sprite. Instead of plastic one-liter bottles, I opted for a case of aluminum cans. Aluminum has its own environmental problems, but at least it was not plastic. Thank you to my bartenders, Denise and Margi, for opening all those cans and here’s to wishing you both a speedy recovery on those index fingers.

Launch Food

I don’t drink carbonated beverages, but if I did, I would get one of these nifty Soda Streams for the kitchen, which turns tap water and flavored syrup into soda. Soda Stream is out to challenge the single-use plastic bottle market. Let’s hope this is the way the market is moving. Many of the Float party guests simply walked back out to the beach and picked up a washed-up soda bottle to claim their raffle ticket. Soda Stream machines are also are being hacked all over New York to create fizzy cocktails.

Soda Stream System

Soda Stream System

Paper plates were a no-brainer for the cocktail nibbles (fried calamari, locally smoked fish, gold fish and Swedish Fish), but I wish I’d known about Easy Island bio-plates, made from naturally fallen Areca palm leaf sheaths. No trees are cut down, no dyes or resins are used, they are aesthetically pleasing, and able to hold liquids for up to 6 hours. They can be composted or used as animal fodder when the party is over. What would Mr. Piggy think? He’d wonder if they came with any Swedish Fish.

Easy Island

 

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The cocktail napkins were paper, the linens were real and washed at home, and the utensils were wooden toothpicks. Where, then, did I go wrong in having a green party for Float?  The wine.  At the liquor store, I’d chosen Fish Eye (but of course!) which was available in many varieties and two types of containers, glass and box. I chose the white wine in bottles because they needed to be iced, but I bought the red wine in boxes, believing that cardboard was more environmentally friendly than glass. Both are recyclable, but cardboard, I reasoned, could also decompose faster in the landfill. I am not a boxed wine drinker, so it wasn’t until I opened a spigot, did I realize that the box was holding a huge plastic bladder of wine. Plastic.

JoeAnn signing Float, giving out raffle tickets

JoeAnn signing Float, giving out raffle tickets

Sigh. I hope I made up for it with the raffle, in which we collected huge bags of marine debris that we brought to the recycling center. Jay McGloughlin won the Neptune’s Harvest cap, Beebe Nelson won the membership to Maritime Gloucester, Dianne Emmons won the quart of Neptune’s Harvest fertilizer, and Tom Cox won the copy of Float signed by both me and Karen Ristuben, who did the cover art. The best piece of Beach Plastic Award goes to Jen Fahey, who found this lovely plastic vixen on Brace Cove.  She was too good to bring to recycling, so she now sits on my desk next to Salacia, a bisque doll from a completely different era, when there were no plastics to worry about.

Beach Babes, a hundred years apart

Beach Babes, a hundred years apart

Watch the Float Launch Party: http://youtu.be/ixUPIS8y2v8

 

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Ode to Float, by Duncan Nelson

Duncan orating, photo by Tom.Robinson-Cox.com

Duncan orating, photo by Tom.Robinson-Cox.com

I DOTE ON MY ROLE IN THE CELEBRATION

OF FLOAT AT ITS ROCKY NECK FLOTATION

O I shall permit no debunkin’

Of a book whose protagonist’s name is “Duncan” –

For that is the very name of the bard on

Whom falls the duty (he hopes you’ll pardon

His doggerel) to deploy his art

In praise of the prose of JoeAnn Hart!

 

While JoeAnn calls herself “a mean troll,”

She is also very much a “mean troller”

Through “troubled waters.” Her laudable goal

Is the planet’s salvation. We’re here to extol ‘er

For merging bankruptcy, conceptual art,

And plastic plethora into Float:

A book bound to play a part

In getting our collective goat,

As for sure it got hers. O may we pay heed

And pay honor to the goat that just died,

Yea, butt up against the mounting tide

Of pollution afloat on groundswells of greed.

 

I have already, of course, been Addled,

In a good sense, by your setting your sights

On an uppity country club scene that straddled

A subtext of Food and Animal Rights,

While ringing choice changes on Mother Goose!

Oh what a lot of fun that book was –

It left me aghast, ‘twas so fast and loose!

And tonight, dear JoeAnn, all the buzz

Is on Float, “Number Two”; and looking to “hat tricks,”

Number Three, no doubt, will tell much about

What we’ll need as we deal with Post-Flotsametrics,

Against which, I’ve no doubt, you’ll raise a loud shout!

We toast you, JoeAnn! May the fuss and commotion

You stir up be wide and deep as the ocean,

And on the way, may we find, per your wish

Recyclable uses for jelly fish,

And from similar innovations commence

To float upwards on bubbles of Common Sense!

 

Duncan Nelson                                  2/15/13

 

The crowd, photo by Tom.Robinson-Cox.com

The crowd, photo by Tom.Robinson-Cox.com

 

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It Takes a Human

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We think of a field as a permanent fixture in the landscape, but it’s not. A field never wants to stay a field. If it has any soil at all, it wants to grow up to be a forest. Keeping a field open requires either a herd of grazers or regular mowing to prevent shrubs from getting a toehold, because once shrubs become established, trees can’t be far behind. To prevent this ecological succession, we mow once a year and rotate two donkeys around the property. Abe and Zach don’t make a herd, but they do their part. Watching them in their solar electric enclosure in the back field recently, I thought, you two, you have this bucolic view of pasture butting up against the woods, through which you can see a flashing lighthouse upon the shore, and you never lift your heads from the grass. The donkeys are thinking, here’s this yummy vegetation at her feet and all she can do is look elsewhere.

Donkeys

They’ve got me there. Donkeys, like most animals, live in the moment. Not so humans. We’re always looking around, seeing what else there is, or might be. If we don’t like  what we see, we do something about it. We are sculptors of calculated beauty, adjusting the terrain to suit our vision, because a view is not just a pretty picture, it’s a perspective. When I look across the wide expanse of fields, it expands my own heart. High above, the Red-tailed Hawk inspects the bare trees for a nesting site, and I feel that nature is doing well and all is right with the world.

Red-tailed Hawk

It’s not of course. I know that. The natural world is not a landscape created for my viewing pleasure, but a complex ecosystem in deep water. The ocean that glitters so prettily through the trees is sick and the woodlands aren’t doing so well themselves. But for the time that I am lost in the view, it’s all good. Frederick Law Olmstead, the defining landscape architect of the Victorian Age, creator of Central Park and Boston’s Emerald Necklace, once said that designing a view was a spiritual exercise. Gazing up at a mountain lifts our souls; the vista from the mountaintop makes us feel like gods, masters of all we survey. Oceans stir up our deepest emotions, while a placid lake can calm our minds. A river is a journey untaken, and fills us with sweet longing.

view

It’s why views add such value to homes. The Realtor’s three rules of desirability are Location, Location, Location. The nicer the home, the better the view. But as Thoreau said, what is the use of a fine house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? And how easy it is to block out the intolerable. English lords razed crusty peasant villages to the ground in service of the view from the manor house. In the Industrial Age, the rich fenestrated their urban homes with stained glass so they wouldn’t have to look out on the smokestacks and congested streets. Our modern equivalent of stained glass is the TV or computer. We sit inside and look at a screen, our window on the world, and choose what we will be exposed to.

Industrial Age street

Like the English gentry, we want the world to look like no one else exists. We plant trees to frame a view — or “captured scenery” as the Japanese say — and we cut trees to expand a view. We use trees or earthworks to block out unsightly features, from a utility pole to a power plant to a neighbor’s house. Arborvitae run along a good length of the field. I planted them with my friend Deirdre when I moved here in 1979. They were just fuzzy wisps of plants then, and had to be protected from suffocating bittersweet and quack grass for years. Amazingly, enough survived to create a tall hedge that now blocks out passing cars from our view. Deirdre, however, did not survive. She died this fall. We are so ephemeral. It’s why we admire fixed features, like mountains and oceans, that go on without us.

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Because they will. No matter how much damage we do it, the planet will continue, in one form or another. Our unconsidered actions will only make it inhospitable for us. When that happens, we’ll become as extinct as Steller’s Sea Cow, and the earth will heave a sigh of relief that we’re gone. We will have been one of nature’s experiments that hit a dead end, one of our own making. The post-human views could be horrific, or they could be spectacular, but either way, we won’t be there to find out.

Daisy

As I return to the house, Daisy, the mighty hunter, pounces on voles in the hidden folds of the field, a field created two hundred years ago when Farmer Niles cleared the land of moraine rock, pushed here by the last Ice Age. But as much as a dog delights in open space, Daisy, like the donkeys, does not admire the view. It takes a human to do that. And it will take humans to love views so much they will fight for their survival, as well as our own.

summer field

 

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Originally posted on the Newfound Journal Site.
Coastliner is a Hothouse column that ponders the intersection
of humans and nature at the water’s edge.

 

 

 

 

 

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Car Alarm Jellyfish

Here is a short clip showing the species of jellyfish that was used to trap the famous Giant Squid last week. When the Car Alarm Jellyfish is being attacked, he changes to the color blue and starts flashing, hoping another predator will attack his predator. Alas, that was not the case in this rather chilling video.

http://richardqiu.wordpress.com/2011/11/30/atolla-wyvillei-alarm-jellyfish/

Giant Squid

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